thesassylorax:

meryylstreep:

Maxwell, I think Niles has it in for me.

The original kismesissitude.

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i-am-superwhomarvellocked:

laurenlikesthings:

in gallifreyan they don’t say “i love you” they say

THIS IS NOT OKAY

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twirlyeleven:

narwhal-noir:

that-one-chubby-guy:

celestialcyanide:

thestripperdiaries:

ITS TIME.





WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE EAT PUMPKIN SPICE CREAM CHEESE

PUMPKIN SPICE CHEESE ON MY PUMPKIN SPICE BAGEL WITH MY PUMPKIN SPICE COFFEE WITH PUMPKIN SPICE ICE CREAM FOR DESSERT. PUMPKIN SPICE.

twirlyeleven:

narwhal-noir:

that-one-chubby-guy:

celestialcyanide:

thestripperdiaries:

ITS TIME.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE EAT PUMPKIN SPICE CREAM CHEESE

PUMPKIN SPICE CHEESE ON MY PUMPKIN SPICE BAGEL WITH MY PUMPKIN SPICE COFFEE WITH PUMPKIN SPICE ICE CREAM FOR DESSERT.



PUMPKIN SPICE.

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davydiddlesdrums:

When you see it…

davydiddlesdrums:

When you see it…


phuturephantom:

It’s 2014 why don’t we have hoodie versions of our high school’s marching band jackets


Me: *gets out of casket and walks out of own funeral*
Family and friends: "Where are you going?"
Me: "I have band."

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Band Geek Humor 


pandrewmandrew:

fallen-inspiration:

medusan:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

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When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

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THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u dead

u hella ded

Big Brother is watching you!

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So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

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